Thursday, October 14, 2010

Crystal Anniversary

Last week marked 15 years of marriage for the hubby and I. Instead of going through all of the hassle of trying to "get away", we decided that our time would be better spent tackling one of the most time consuming chores on our "to do" list. We chose to work on "the" room (previously mentioned). It took us a total of 16 working ours together. As we worked, we talked about our past, present and future.

We came to the following conclusion...although we have managed to live happily as a married couple for 15 years... we do not, however, feel that we would have been so great of a match in an employee/employer relationship...I would have been sent home within two hours of reporting for duty - flip flops are not appropriate footwear for a construction environment. Then I would have been put on suspension for repeatedly standing too high on the ladder. In turn, I would have sued him for workers compensation after hurting myself on his ladder.

2 comments:

  1. I don't care who ya are....that's funny!

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  2. go to First Aid, make it an OSHA recordable, find a doctor who will help you qualify as "disabled", live the American Dream...front row parking and a scooter at Wal-Mart!

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