Friday, March 26, 2010

Confessions from the Crib


It is with great regret that I announce that I have surrendered in the "Battle of the BIG Speakers". I've been a fighter for six years now - ever since that unforgettable day when our then three year old poked her finger through the cone of his beloved Technics circa 1982 - a cherished reminder of his youth.

I confess - IT WAS ALL MY FAULT - YES, ALL MY FAULT - Are you happy now?!? I left the speaker exposed....She couldn't resist temptation. - I too had been tempted. I knew how much pleasure she brought him. I was jealous of the special treatment she got - Don't touch the speakers!!!!

I was thrilled when the cute little Bose speakers were brought into our home as a replacement. So tiny and inconspicuous yet so loud and strong.

But alas, the thrill is gone and has left him wanting something more.
Sorry, I have let all womankind down...

But have I really???

I made my final plea..."But the room is just too small for big speakers!"

*Silence* It was then that he promised...
"Someday...I will get you a bigger room."

Cha Ching! -Pass the real estate section, please.


  1. Oh...too funny!!! Had me laughing so hard, I'm crying and can soooo relate!

  2. You go girl!
    Your proud big sister